thanksgiving beard

A person of the opposite sex one takes to ones parents for Thanksgiving, to allay any suspicion of one being gay.

"Well they look happy together...I'm pleased for him"
"Are you kidding? Our son is as gay as a fruit-cake and she is obviously his Thanksgiving beard!"

by drbollocks November 30, 2009

Thanos

Purple crayon he likes to collect shiny rock

Thanos but his purple penis up Shrecks green ass hole

by Nimnex April 2, 2019

Australian Thanksgiving

In Australia, the Australian Thanksgiving all started with the great "Pillage The Wallaby's Run". This event was called upon by the Prime Minister on May 1, 1657, to boost the country's morale after the tragic Kangaroo shortage in the prior year. The Wallaby run transformed into the Australian Thanksgiving where all cities congregate to hold a massive wallaby hunt the night before, and feast on the day of Australian Thanksgiving. Nowadays, the traditions have slowly faded and people will just purchase already prepared wallaby dinners from their local grocer.

I'm sure glad I have these wallaby's already in the freezer for Australian Thanksgiving!

by wallabeezy May 16, 2011

thanksgiving

thanksgiving = an excuse for americans to stuff their faces at least ONE day of the year and for it be to OK

dude im so hungry i wanna thanksgiving myself ^_^

by credit goes to someone else December 28, 2005

Thanks B!

The words you say after quoting anything by Beyonce.

Girl 1: Dude ur such a diva.

Girl 2: Well a diva is the female version of a hustla! Thanks B!

by flygon=bestPokemon January 14, 2010

thanusya

The raw fish living in the South of the World

Thanusya is such a extraordinary fish

by Crxck November 16, 2016

thanusiness

You're just really fucking high

Man He's thanusiness for sure.

by Trilliam February 13, 2018