wearable tech

A device which can act and/or function as a PDA, Tablet or other computer aided device.

This may include the ability to receive, view and send tweets and emails; browse and update facebook, set reminders and mark special events, as well as GPS navigation.

Some wearable tech may also feature a variety of tools for the more health conscious users. This typically consists of a pedometer to track and record how many steps the user has taken; tracking their calorie intake and how many calories they are burning and measuring their pulse and heart rate during the course of the day.

Some examples of wearable tech includes Google Glass; the Pebble; Samsung's Galaxy Gear and Razer's Nabu Smart Band
Phil: You hear about Ted getting on the "Wearable Tech" bandwagon?
Mike: Yeah, I saw him showing off his new Pebble.
Phil: I personally got better things to do with my money. I'm not going pay to be some faceless corporation's sales ad guinea pig.
Mike: You said it.
by wisemanoncesaid February 04, 2014
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eastern tech

A high school in baltimore. you imagine the students go hard, right? well this school is all stuck up preps. the ones who arent stuck up are pot heads who are miserable walking the halls there. girls are ugly, but at the same time they're all sluts or no-life nerds who's mom probably works in there as a teacher or librarian. if you go to a party and a girl is left out fake-texting on her phone ,she probably goes to eastern tech. then shes lucky to even be at a party. GIRLS: theres a total of 6 hot freshmen, 4 hot sophomores, 7 hot juniors, and 3 hot seniors there for the 2009-10 year. GUYS: 8, 12, 16, &5. if you're one of the hot ones your either a pot head, an alcoholic, a slut, or really fucking outgoing to the point where you're a little cooky or weird. theres ,2 cool teachers.&guess what? I REALLLLLLLY wish I didn't go there :
1. Dude I totally met this girl who goes to eastern tech. She's fucking sexy, but she's really weird and a complete pot head/alcoholic. But, she fucked me so I don't care about all that.

2. I went to a party and some weirdo was sitting at the house computer IMing SmarterChild on aim...AND CRACKING UP AT IT!

3. Where's all the sexy people? I don't see them! Let me transferr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by fuckingsophomore January 22, 2010
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Tech n9ne

The best fucking rap/hip hop group ever, They have they're own unique sound.
"aint nothing better or wetter than that box"
That box -tech n9ne.
by dfkgjkljdfgjkldfg May 10, 2008
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ego tech

A person or persons on a music tour or entertainment show that has no talent or trade and whos only purpose it to blow smoke up the artist's ass by telling them how great they are.
We had 10 busses on tour,2 guitar techs, sound man, and the rest were ego techs.
Ed McMahon was Jonny Carson's ego tech.
by twistednick December 28, 2009
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Virginia Tech

college where the biggest massacre in American History occurred on april 16, 2007 at Virginia Tech. An asian kid came in and killed 33 students with two pistols, effectively destroying the previous record of 13 kills by the two kids at Columbine (who has rifles, mind you).
Much speculation was put upon why he would do such a thing, with many officials, parents, and politicians blaming video games such as DOOM and Starcraft(FPSes can be ruled out because of the vicious way he killed his victims, lining them all up and shooting them executioner-style as opposed to a straight no-bullshit shooting. as for starcraft, thats probably just cause he's korean kekekeke), college standards of application, and 4chan.org, where he allegedly posted. Irrefutably proves that asian kids can outdo anyone else in anything given they study for it long enough.
shooter: Oh no! i rost my carcurator! I'm rearry mad! (takes out two pistols and systematically commits the largest shooting ever on american soil)

Virginia Tech students: whew, at least i didnt have to take my 5th period test.

news: sure he wasnt a spearchucker? damn, didnt think he had it in him..

shooter: How do i shot crassmates?, VA Tech just kicked in yo, this must be my RUCKY DAY!!, etc etc...
by machineofwar April 18, 2007
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Tech Nub

by Stirls July 27, 2003
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