Donk Status

1. Something really fucking stupid that someone does.

"Dude that was fucking donk status."

by Courtstazzz May 25, 2006

Surgery Status

A quote made famous by skateboarder Rob Dyrdek. A statement to make when injured and may require surgery.

Meaty bites Rob on the leg...."Surgery Status".

by DeezNutzForYou May 2, 2011

carving a statue

The act of producing an exceptionally large, hard, and lumpy turd. Normally done with considerable pain. May tear hemorrhoids free.

We could hear Stew grunting in the washroom from the other end of the hall. He must have been carving a statue.

by Belinda S. August 24, 2006

Z status

Extremely extravagent and in depth, difficult to work on, over the top, designed in such a manner as to create a feeling of superiority through complication.

Person 1: man it took three hours to change one spark plug!
Person 2: wow sounds like it was Z status
Person 1: totally...

by Mike Highberger September 18, 2008

Stick Status

An extremely exclusive title given to golfer's that excel at their craft.

Yo man, you shot 68 at Alta on the weekend?! You got Stick Status breh!

by Steep Dogg April 20, 2011

Server Status

Status acheived when people utilize three-way to get more than three people on the phone.

It doesn't take long for me and my friends to reach server status.

by Yaweh September 16, 2005

Jerk-Status

The point in a relationship to where the girl is comfortable jerking off the guy.

Ted reached Jerk-Status with Liz last week!

by Adb1002 August 29, 2018