POTATO FLAKES

The dried up Man Residue on a chick's stomach when she wakes up after a drunken orgy.

When her drunk ass finally woke up, she could peel the potato flakes off like snake skin

by Semen Demon September 30, 2003

Sports potato

Those morons that constantly talk sports but the most they actually do participate in is when they watch it on TV.

Sh*t! Here comes Lou and all he does is blab about the stats. I wonder if he ever really does anything, the sports potato!

by SouthBeach Sonny November 25, 2013

Peeled Potato

albino blond chubber

wit no friend

Wow gorg is such a peeled potato

by ScribblesTheDonk August 23, 2020

Potato Regime

Coined by Salty Cracker to refer to Joe bidens so called "presidency" we all know Kamala is the real one pulling strings.

Joe Biden Rejected a Pipeline, what a potato regime.

by SomeRetard101 January 25, 2021

The Horny Potato

An incredibly awesome white water kayak, made in Germany. Named after the Germans favorite vegetable with a little added spice.
Common abbrevation: THP

Dude! Have you tried The Horny Potato? It will blow your mind!

by horny potato lover January 13, 2023

Dick potato

A dick that looks like a potato

Honey last night your dick potato was so hard and juicy.

by Codking43 March 23, 2016

being a potato

When something of yours is being slow or crappy

Dude my internet is being a potato
Or
My hair is being a potato today

by slyfy99 July 28, 2017