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diet seven-up

the shizit.
dealer: want some coke?
kid: nah. i got diet seven up.
by thisworkspranay October 25, 2003
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Toaster Studel Diet

Something you yell at a babes who looks like she's on that toaster studel diet.
Damn babes you be on that toaster studel diet!
by Delicious Dee-Z May 1, 2009
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cotton ball diet

A dangerous "diet" where you dip a cotton ball into juice or sauce and then eat it, causing it to expand in your stomach, therefore making you feel full without all the calories.
Person 1: Why's she in the hospital?
Person 2: She tried the cotton ball diet and has to get them removed, they don't digest properly
Person 1: Damn.
by birdy93 December 17, 2015
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Diet Coke Music

Music that your parents would listen to like soft rock from the 80's.
I.E. - This is diet coke music, what else is on?
by Saphire Orchid July 8, 2011
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diet face

A very simple yet effective insult directed towards people who both purchase and drink diet/caffiene free/ or sugar free drinks. And who are as well vegitarian, or eat healthy.
A: Hey guys look at me, i bought a pepsi max!
B: Shut up Diet Face

A: I'm full, want my tofu.
B: Sorry i don't except crap from you diet faces.
by Tyson Sinclair November 7, 2008
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cottage cheese diet

1. the habit of only having sex with women so obese they have severe cellulite (origin: the cottage cheese appearance of cellulite.

2. anything a woman who has severe cellulite eats .
1. She's too skinny for him, he's on a cottage cheese diet.

2. Damn, women on a cottage cheese diet shouldn't wear bikinis!
by Mike Oxhard July 12, 2006
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sea food diet

A type of diet that most fat people adhere to "the see food diet". When they see food they eat it!

This can be very misleading as it sound like quite a healthy low fat diet until you realize that sea doesn't mean sea (water) but seeing.
Gay Fat John: I'm going on the Sea Food Diet Dave!

Gay Dave: Oh John baby I can't wait 'til you lose weight.

Gay Fat John: Oh Dave you silly sausage, I don't mean Sea Food I mean if I see some food I'm going to eat it! It's similar to the see cock diet, but I don't mean cock (male chicken) I mean the other type of cock because I'm a gay boy.

Gay Dave: Ok John but I wish you'd lose some weight I'm sick of sucking you off, your sweat smells like a mixture between cheese and lard.

Gay Fat John: That's because I don't actually have blood anymore it's just a mixture of loads of different fats, cocoa fat, lard, bacon fat, vegetable oil, butter and cheese fat. It's the fat gay blokes way because all these fats and oils makes a good lube for gay butt sex.

Gay Dave: Oh I suppose you're right, you're always lubed up quite well, that must be why. You must save $$$'s on KY Jelly. WELL DONE!

Gay Fat John: Shut up and bang my bum hole!
by Karl "The K Man" Pilkington January 27, 2008
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