swagness

A word used by a narcissistic male to describe how he thinks he will look in his new "wavey garms"

"Ah man, I'm gonna look swagness in that"

by Cat9818 August 6, 2017

Swag

Ones style / the way you carry yourself

Jenna has no swag whatsoever

by Coolkid187 October 29, 2011

swag

Scertly we are gay

Dude:ahh yo I got so Munch swag tho bro
Smart person:uh scertly we are gay

by ohh kill em terio January 19, 2014

Swag

1. (n)- a person's douche quotient
2. (adj.)- an object that will likely increase a person's douche quotient (in form swaggy)
3. an interjection commonly used to increase one's douche quotient

When Bob wore his swaggy snapback, everyone thought he was a douche.

by amused_lemon November 2, 2014

Swag

Wow. A lot of you idiots think that swag stands for Secretly we are gay. If you're serious about it, and your not messing around, you're not worth living.( just kidding!) Anyways, Swag means:
1.Swag: a long curtain, hung across the the grib (window)
2.Swagger: walking confidently, awesomely, in the shape of a swag
3.Swag (official slang): awesome, cool epic, (roughly, 1920)
4.Swagger (off. slang): one who is swag
5.Secrety we are gay (stupid fad): a 1960s term, probably started as a joke

1.My priceless swag got ripped!
2.He was swaggering along the sidewalk
3.# Yolo Swag people!
P.S. The term above means you only live once, so be awesome!!!
4.I'm a swagger!
5."You can't join our swag club, because you're so crapped nooby."

"Oh yeah, swag stands for secrety we are gay!"

"No it doesen't"

"Derp...

by Swag is so awesme June 24, 2014

SWAG

Possibly the most hideous sounding word conceivable. Not only does it hurt my tongue to say, it also fills my stomach with a horrible nauseating feeling. Swag is a word synonymous with the absolute lowest societies. Those with swagger choose to wear only the most trashy clothes and scorn sophistication as well as good taste in general. They are the very embodiment of Nietzsche's slave morality!

After he claimed to have "swag," I lost all respect for him entirely.

by Prince_Steven January 4, 2015

SWAG

Scientific Wild Ass Guess.

The amount of fuel on board the aircraft before it crashed into the sea was the pilot's best SWAG.

by Meatbatter May 27, 2017