yoghurt suprise

while smashing a woman vigorously with your wombworm from behind, and begin to tingle like a paedo in madeline mccann, exclaim "baby im coming", "ooo yeah i wana cum on you baby", or even "wwwaaaaeeehhh on your arse love!". At this point, squirt, tip or pour depending on your general love-tap spray a portion of yoghurt on the small of her back, her arse or other point on the back of her body. She will then turn around, and at that point the suprise comes into effect, jam your chappie into her face and chafe away at the fella and spaff glorious amounts of man silk into her aghast face....shout "suprise!"

dude, the other night i was down doggy with mel when i decided to give her a yoghurt suprise...should have seen her face!

by donkeywillymassive October 30, 2008

dutch suprise

Trapping a person under the covers after pushing brown in the bed

by hole September 22, 2003

Submissive

Just a nicer way of saying slutty.

"I fucked two guys last night, but it's okay because I'm submissive"

by God October 27, 2003

Submission

An act of humiliation and self-abasement before unapproachable authority figures.

The good-natured Word Freak offered a submission to Urban Dictionary.

Word Freak’s submission was rejected by the Powers That Be, so WF read the UD guidelines, and offered his submission again.

Word Freak is seeking psychiatric help to deal with his OCD Multiple Submission Problem

by GetOffaMyLawn June 3, 2017

Russian Sunrise

When a girl pours vodka and orange juice in her vagina while on her period and squirts it at you (after you have had sex with her)

Guy #1: "Dude that chick is a freak"
Guy #2: "What happened?"
Guy#1: "The last guy she was with got a Russian Sunrise to the face."

by The Human Hunter March 22, 2011

chocolate sunrise

the sexual act of waiting on your partner to awake and receive a chocolatey surprize on their face.

jenny was ecstatic to wake up to a chocolate sunrise.

by jenny7777756876568 September 12, 2011

Sunrise Vet lab

Poor quality lab run by a condescending, patronizing, Bullsh*t artist. Like being treated without any respect? Then apply now. Turnover rate is high.

"What exactly is not clear to you?"

by Plague of Slugs April 29, 2005