strawberry sundae 

while you're banging Paul's mom on the wrag (she loves fucking on the wrag), and you pull out dripping in blood and she gives you head and you just squirt all over her face, mouth and eyeball.

strawberry sundae by Paul's mom's pimp. August 18, 2003

strawberry blowjob 

A strawberry blowjob is right before you ejaculate into someones mouth punch them in the jaw and it will make a somewhat strawberry milky mixture.

Bitch you better let me give you a strawberry blowjob.

strawberry blowjob by milky man March 28, 2009

strawberry sundae 

the act of putting whipped cream on a female's genatils and eating her out while on her period in order to help mask the metallic taste of blood. This act still gets you your red wings.

Chris did a strawberry sundae on his girl last night. He now loves this time of the month.

strawberry sundae by Ben ER April 6, 2010

strawberry searchcake 

A cake of strawberries received by one who hits the search button during the seventh minute of the ninth hour on the fourth day of the thirteenth month of the sixty-seventh year of the dragon. Often delivered by a trio of green-clad elves that are created in a mirror-image of the late, great, mad skate, Muhammed Ali.

I hit the search button, smiling, and got a brilliant surprise, a strawberry searchcake delivered by Naomi!

strawberry searchcake by Trenton Romulox December 6, 2006

strawberry finger pizza

A panda who fingers his girlfriend while she is on her period. She also has a tampon in her vagina and has to finger herself later to get it out. Knowing ahead of time she was on her period, he does so anyway. After then proceeds to eat pizza after done without washing his hands.

Bob: So what did you do last night Steve?
Steve: well my girl was on her period, so I gave her the ole strawberry finger pizza.
Bob: you sick fucking bastard.

strawberry finger pizza by Alex Lampton June 26, 2008

strawberry jam 

When you fist someone's ass until it bleeds then spread the blood over both cheeks with your erect penis, like spreading jam on toast.

I strawberry jammed your sister on Wednesday.

strawberry jam by darthnathan January 17, 2008

Strawberry Shake 

When you feel accomplished, proud, sneeky, or just when you feel good!

"Oh i just got back from a date with Military Man, Strawberry shake!"

Strawberry Shake by Ethiopian Queen January 27, 2010