Staticus

An individual whom enjoys being on the receiving end of Anal and Facials whilst playing a banjo to the tune of "its raining men". Can sometimes be to the tune of "YMCA".

"Did you hear Dustin was into staticus? He was with Joe last night!"

by rejectionh December 11, 2022

Static-Ninja11

I’m homophobic

Damn, static-ninja11 is homophobic. I like it

by Yes Because Yes February 17, 2023

Statistical rizz

Someone who purely based on the probability pool of candidates is able to seduce another person.

There is such a large ratio of men to women here that every girl in the room has statistical rizz.

by Statistical Rizzler March 23, 2023

Statistical Data Theft

It is when a statistician, journalist, article writer, or anyone else steals statistics from a different country and uses it as a substitute (as if it came from their own country, when it originally didn't).

I read an article last night, and I found a lot of statistical data theft that riddles and renders it pointless.
I can't believe that anyone would engage in statistical data theft to make a point, without doing their own research with stats and data that comes from our country.

by BM99 October 11, 2023

pronto statis

a. to do something in a fast or quick manner. b. to hurry up.

"I need you to do 30 copies of this article, pronto statis"

by Teresa Mejia December 29, 2007

J- station

A laptop primarily used for masturbation. Common among young males with no parental control, as well as no self control. A j-station user may just j-it front of friends and family

He was on his "J- station" all night then disappeared into the bathroom.

by B web December 27, 2009

gas station money

the dirty ones and fives you receive back in change from the Arab or Mexican gas attendant

I went to get change back from the Arab gas attendant and he gave me all these dirty one and fives, fuckin' gas station money

by mbp4me November 23, 2013