A photo album made on your phone or device that contains every picture you've ever found or been sent personally of the hottest person you've ever seen in your life.
Every photo he has ever texted me of himself I always keep in my stalker album. So I can see that pretty face anytime I want.
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Adjective. The in between phase of one's journey towards becoming crunchy. During this phase the subject is aware of what they must do to become more environmentally friendly, vegan, minimalist, etc. but have not been able to completely let go of the traditional "Maximalist" lifestyle.
Just like a breadcrumb that is getting stale..it is not quite crunchy yet.
Just like a breadcrumb that is getting stale..it is not quite crunchy yet.
"Kristin decided to make her own homemade, zero waste, environmentally friendly, vegan, fat free, gluten free, politically correct, all natural dish soap and laundry detergent...but she still uses paper towels, buys Starbucks, and posts to Facebook from her iPhone. She is getting stale....not quite crunchy yet."
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you: wtf you are such a skalde, holy shit
you: wtf you are such a skalde, holy shit
by XDLOL! February 9, 2018
Get the skalde mug.A game where 2 straight men stand in front of each other will completely naked and stare at each other, the person who's penis moves first loses, can go on for hours and is sometimes called a game for horny people
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"Oh my god... your such a Stade!"
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