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Scrotal Calamity

When one knicks ones nether regions as a gentleman. And there is a rampant leakage of haemoglobin via ones testes akin to the bouncing Betty’s destruction of German dams in WW2. I.e. when a self proclaimed idiot tries to pop a blood blister but opens up a capillary.
Christ alive! I’ve just sliced my ball sack. Absolute scrotal calamity.
by Slutty-butt-canoe October 13, 2023
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Scrotalfob

Attachments to the scrotum, usually extremely unpleasant in nature.
I can't wait for Diana and Marcus to stop being absolute scrotalfobs
by KT-PeaceKeeper December 26, 2023
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Scrot

Acronym for Someone Currently Residing Outside Temporary. A term for an urban outdoorsman, or a homeless person.
Look at the scrot asking for change at the intersection.
by Richard mayver February 20, 2024
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scrotangular

Something shaped like a scrotum or a ball bag .
Yo that bitch ass Niggah be lucky I don't smack him upside his scrotangular shaped head !!
by Jerzey mainbull Jay-Bird . February 24, 2024
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Scrotemaxxing

The act of pounding your scrotum until hard and calloused.
Man 1: Whats with all the yelling from in there?
Man 2: Oh that’s just Terry, he’s only one week into scrotemaxxing, no pain no gain amirite?
by ShrekLover69420 March 19, 2024
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Scrotching

Eww, stop scrotching in public
by DvB8 April 11, 2024
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Scrote sock

A scrote sock is a sock or look alike in which you use to warm up your pee-pee when it’s cold.
Person A “Lately my pee-pee’s been feeling rather cold and I don’t know what to do

Person B “You could use a scrote sock”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
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