sphincter splash

When your massively dense turd splashes the toilet water and proceeds to wetten your ass, in the end making it easier to scrub your cheeks.

"Did you drop something in the tub Richard?" "No, I just had a sphincter splash."

by SheistyAssCrack September 1, 2017

under splash

The outcome of forced downward ejection of urine forcing loo water onto the underneath of the toilet seat.

Lesley you just caused under splash in the downstairs toilet.

by MOI6943 June 11, 2022

Curb splash

When your friend gets super drunk and ends up pooping on your other friends curb and then his neighbor comes over and says “do you know this guy” and you say ya but you don’t realize that your friends neighbor doesn’t know how to tell you that your other friend pooped on his curb and his daughter saw him pooping

Hey Darren did you curb splash again?

by Curb splatter July 31, 2020

splash one

To defecate, have a bowel movement, in a body of water from above, usu. a toilet.

Excuse me, I need to "splash one".

by nashntth April 2, 2008

No Splash No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

Spring Splash

Dated the Saturday two weeks before finals week of the spring semester, Spring Splash is the biggest drinking event of the year for students at University of Wisconsin-Whitewater. Alcohol flows like Niagara Falls and the freshman are easier to spot than the sun.

I’m gonna wake up at 8am and drink until I pass out on Spring Splash.

by UWW Lore April 28, 2022

Radnor Splash

When a large amount of semen splashes over a woman’s face.

last night was the best Radnor Splash ever!

by Bit of a Fred May 24, 2023