put all one's sperm in one basket

(verb) To make major life decisions based solely around an anticipated, currently nonexistent, and typically unlikely, future relationship; said of a male.

I feel sorry for Joe. He quit his job and moved to Los Angeles because Jane was moving to Los Angeles, then Jane met a guy down there and Joe hates it there. He put all his sperm in one basket.

(the example should include "put all one's sperm in one basket" verbatim, but that would be bad grammar, so I have to write it somewhere)

by mathjedi March 28, 2009

happy sperm

Sperm that is being ejaculated esp. into the vaginal,oral, or anal orifice of a hottie.

"My god, luke, did you see the ass on that bitch with the skinny fuckstick."

"He may be a fuckstick, but he has some happy sperm."

by dicksy chick November 17, 2007

Rogue Sperm

The sperm that decides to come out 10 minutes after the rest.

"That sex was great! What the hell?...Oh no! ROGUE SPERM!!!"

by SirJakeOfWay December 20, 2009

Little Sperm Whale

Little Shits on the shore

"Little Sperm Whales on the fucking shore"

by YeboyWithAHugeOne July 25, 2016

waste of sperm

Is a person unworthy of life. Sperm is one of the most abundant materials in this world. There is so much through out the world that to be called a waste of sperm is an insult since so much is wasted daily into tissues. Something, anything, someone could have been a better baby or a person compared to the person in question.

"The Blair witch project is the most creative movie ever made"
Shut up julie you waste of sperm.

by The show a.k.a Gio March 5, 2008

Unwilling Sperm Receiptent

A Politically-Correct Word for a Rape Victim originally suggested in George Carlin's Doin it again (1990)

" Rape Victim : OMG I been RAPED

Police officer : No, your an unwilling sperm receiptent

Unwilling Sperm Receiptent : Oh? Wtf? "

by Vaprous September 3, 2012

Walking Sperm Bank

A person, usually woman, who is known for having an assload of sex, all the time.

"Chris' sister is a real walking sperm bank. I'm gonna call her and see if I can make a deposit. I wonder if there's a penalty for early withdrawals."

by Johnny Christmas November 30, 2003