a guy, who needs to get his priorities in check, because he can't seem to hold onto a girlfriend, because he lies, and he cheats, and is a sexter. he has alot of potential to be a good kid, but just can't get his head on straight to realize what he has.
For example, Spenser had a beautiful, wonderfully nice girlfriend, but couldn't hold on to her, because he is a cheater. This girlfriend does not deserve his bullcrap.
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a guy who is amazingly cocky in everything and thinks he can average 900 points in 3 matches volleyball.
also he is a douch bag.
also he is a douch bag.
by Luan Tran December 10, 2008
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Get the sense mug.1. "Common sense" is something that is no longer "common"; it may have been bred out by rednecks, white supremacists, haters, or plain old "common folk". Maybe it is just ignored as an attempted stand against authority, maybe it is a product of anti-evolution, an anti-sensible change brought about by genetically inept breeding.
EX: Lacking common sense is exemplified by kids run around with sharp scissors or knives, walk in the middle of the road and FULLY EXPECT you to move out of their way - as if the sidewalk needs to be defined on this site before they can figure out that it is to be used by them, and that VEHICLES use the road, stupid parents that don't care, and don't care to know where their kids are lack common sense, drinking and driving. buzz driving, playing Russian Roulette, acceptance of Ebonics as a dialect or urban language is due to a lack of common sense by those who decided it was easier to give up than to teach their students properly, etc... The list goes on and on...
EX 2: It used to be common sense to do a courtesy flush but now when you walk into a bathroom stall (stall) you can't even breath b/c some iggit dropped a bomb sized turd into the toilette and did not flush it. Common sense is something that used to be prevalent in society, as a whole, but through time has diminished greatly for whatever reason.
EX 3: A great example of the lack of common sense is some person looking this definition up as "common cents", as I have heard it referred to, and ironically, I have seen it spelled that way.
EX 2: It used to be common sense to do a courtesy flush but now when you walk into a bathroom stall (stall) you can't even breath b/c some iggit dropped a bomb sized turd into the toilette and did not flush it. Common sense is something that used to be prevalent in society, as a whole, but through time has diminished greatly for whatever reason.
EX 3: A great example of the lack of common sense is some person looking this definition up as "common cents", as I have heard it referred to, and ironically, I have seen it spelled that way.
by IrishDaddy2U April 18, 2010
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by lumpkin face April 26, 2006
Get the Spidey Sense mug.A troll who, despite lack of insight or knowledge of martial arts, will go onto videos and insert asinine comments. These comments could be blatantly bashing the martial artist who submitted/had a part in the video, giving condescending "advice" about the martial art, or just bragging about how good they are. These people are usually either self-absorbed "martial artists", people who get their "knowledge" from other internet sources, or a TV show/book, or people who are so narrow-minded in their belief of a myth that they will do anything to "defend" it.
On a Human Weapon video about Krav Maga:
Idiot comments: "See how an expert in Krav Magoo is destroyed by a peasant woman. (link to some misleading video that instantly destroys credibility)
You want to learn a "real" art? Learn Sambo, bjj, muay thai, join your Greco Roman wrestling club. Krav magoo is the style of Mr. Magoo and sadly, jooish marketing gimmic to separate you from your cash while teaching you worthless "techniques."", and two other comments just like this one.
Reasonable visitor/true martial artist replies: "Wow, what a YouTube sensei..."
On an aikido student's YouTube page, YouTube sensei comments: "Aikido sucks!"
Aikido student replies: "I don't have time for YouTube senseis like you..."
On a video about a zero-inch punch, trolls gather and give obnoxious comments containing comments like the following: "I could do a -1 inch punch!"; "You are just trying to one-up Bruce Lee, and failing!"; and "insert condescending statement here"
Martial artist replies: "You YouTube senseis need to get a life! Are you all such noobs at life, that you have to turn on your computers for hours on end and troll on videos like mine, instead of training like the martial artists you bozos say you are!? You make me sick. If you think my video is so bad, why don't you submit one of YOU busting your ass training? Or are you too much of a pussy keyboard warrior to do so? One more obnoxious comment and you will get INSTANTLY banned!"
Idiot comments: "See how an expert in Krav Magoo is destroyed by a peasant woman. (link to some misleading video that instantly destroys credibility)
You want to learn a "real" art? Learn Sambo, bjj, muay thai, join your Greco Roman wrestling club. Krav magoo is the style of Mr. Magoo and sadly, jooish marketing gimmic to separate you from your cash while teaching you worthless "techniques."", and two other comments just like this one.
Reasonable visitor/true martial artist replies: "Wow, what a YouTube sensei..."
On an aikido student's YouTube page, YouTube sensei comments: "Aikido sucks!"
Aikido student replies: "I don't have time for YouTube senseis like you..."
On a video about a zero-inch punch, trolls gather and give obnoxious comments containing comments like the following: "I could do a -1 inch punch!"; "You are just trying to one-up Bruce Lee, and failing!"; and "insert condescending statement here"
Martial artist replies: "You YouTube senseis need to get a life! Are you all such noobs at life, that you have to turn on your computers for hours on end and troll on videos like mine, instead of training like the martial artists you bozos say you are!? You make me sick. If you think my video is so bad, why don't you submit one of YOU busting your ass training? Or are you too much of a pussy keyboard warrior to do so? One more obnoxious comment and you will get INSTANTLY banned!"
by Juggernaut2011 August 16, 2011
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