Spears

Noun: An idiot.

Don't be such a spears

by MyNameIsDave November 2, 2016

Spear Goblins

A card in clash royale often used to kite high health troops (meGAY knight, Pekka,) resulting in a massive elixir trade and the obliteration of entire pushes. Players who use it don't have a family and only live ( on the streets) to play this one game, only earning money by demonstrating their skill in front of depression-stricken hordes.

Player 1: Want to train for that clan war?

Player 2: Sure, let me upgrade my Spear Goblins first.

Player 1: I think you're prepared enough. considering that we're in the middle of a hood and being watched.

by Mudane potion#069 October 17, 2022

spear hunting

Noun. The art of seducing unknown women with the intent of fornicating upon first meeting

Hey man I'm in a drought, let's go spear hunting for chicks tonight.

by Still.Eric February 19, 2017

spear wound

The act of one partner fucking another in their midriff hard enough to create a new hole, which a third partner then fucks.

Did you hear Janet got Hepatitis? Makes sense. That's what can happen when you get a spear wound run on you.

by Zelphair August 31, 2019

Spearing

Spitting spearmint gum into a women’s stinky pussy to freshen it up

Anna’s pussy stinks I’m gonna be spearing her tonight

by poptarts69 December 14, 2024

speared the fish

the act of having sex, or any example of penetrating the vagina

Dude, Bill Clinton totaly speared the fish with Monica Lewinsky.

by greekbestforugg May 30, 2012

Spear some Ham

Taking the least possible amount of effort to fool an idiot.

They wouldn't let me in without a badge, so I had to spear some ham by making a fake from an old cereal box, and it actually worked. -Reddit user SuperFLEB

by KristinaKrnkDat July 25, 2018