Southern shower

When you take a shower to only wash off the bottom half of your body after jerking off on yourself.

Man I made such a mess jerking off I had to take a southern shower

by TMoney94 May 13, 2019

build the Southern Wall

(verb, to, the words Southern and Wall always written with capital letters ): to actually get things done, without the bureaucratic red tape, with the least amount of money, in the least amount of time, and still do a good quality job.

even without military or civilian government experience, Donald Trump, IMHO , can still build the Southern Wall, and not be a one-man wrecking crew.

by Sexydimma December 14, 2016

your southern is showing

A comment made to a person when they say something that reflects their upbringing in a Southern US State. Can be positive or negative.

Positive:

Regarding a person committing crimes :
Person 1: That guy needs killing.
Person 2: Your southern is showing.

Negative:
Regarding a person's ethnicity -- can be any negative word denoting skin color or culture or behavior:
Person 1: That "Nword" needs his ass kicked.
Person 2: Dude, rein it in, your southern is showing, and it is not cool!

by Atanastukate January 15, 2016

Southern Utah Stop

When you come to a stop sign and don’t stop.

“You see that old lady blow that stop sign?”
“Don’t worry about it, it’s just a Southern Utah Stop.”

by Icanttelltime May 16, 2022

Missouri southern cleanse

Taking lsd and eating pizza to cause extreme diarrhea.

Since I was going to start my diet this Sunday, I thought I might as well do a Missouri southern cleanse to get the juices flowing.

by googlemachu March 1, 2021

Southern Boomer

Typically an older person who is from, or probably still lives in, the southern states-Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Carolinas, and Louisiana. They speak with a heavy southern accent saying things with an overly dramatized draw in tone. They are often very rude, selfish, do not know how to cook anything other than fried food, eat out too much, drink alcohol or sweet tea constantly, are overweight, ugly, and white. They are just as selfish and narcissistic as all the other boomers in the world but the southerners are much more uneducated, racist, fake, judgemental, and out of touch with the modern world. And they are likely to make threats if you cross them in any way.

They will speak nasty and rude if you cross a southern boomer and find anything or anyone in their path because they are mostly miserable. A Boomer from South Carolina said, "Scat, scat, scat aawwfff myyyy property or I'm goinaaa git fittin taa git real pissed awfff cuz I AM Suuthhhhern and i dont care bout yewww."

by ZenNikki December 22, 2022

Southern Afro

A large bush in the pubic region of the body.

Sheda needs to go and get waxed, her Southern Afro is huge.

by Rattakus August 6, 2010