Smash and dash

When you are smashing but you get caught so you have to dash.

Daniel didn’t want to get in trouble so he smash and dashed.

by Lil ghetti boy October 10, 2018

beans smashed

synonym means to be violated analy by someone of the same sex typicaly against your will often a form of male bonding in the penal facility and is used by mexicans as a form of intimidation

There is that fool that stole my cousin vicente s bike he wants his beans smashed holmes

by pooptooth#1 April 23, 2018

Graveyard Smash

When you have sex and your partner dies. Either during intercourse or within the next 12 hours.

Did you hear about John last night?
- I did, his heart just stopped?
Yeah, she gave him a real graveyard smash.

by Iche bein Der schnitter October 9, 2018

half smash

To go out drinkin with friends, get home at a descent hour, have the wife only semi pissed off and wake up with only a slight hangover. Half of full smash. One will show up to work late and drunk but have slight regard for responsibilities.

Dude#1. How you feeling this morning? I noticed you were late to work and smell like beer
Dude#2. I went home at midnight woke up with some $ in my pocket and never ended up scoring that 8 ball
Dude#1. Wow you held yourself to only going half smash last night.

Dude#2. You know me I'm mr. responsible.

by Cheetoman69er May 17, 2017

smashed pastie

the aftermath of a fucked pussy

e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie

e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie

by aliofwonderland October 8, 2015

Sami-smashed

That particular moment when your brain stops working after consuming copious amounts of alcohol. One can usually tell that someone is "sami-smashed" when eyes start squinting and neck gets wobbly. A term wildly used on the island of Malta.

"Is that guy drunk? No, mate he is sami-smashed!"

by sirferris January 26, 2021

smash seat

The "seat" between two children's seats in the backseat of a car.

Once the couple had twins, they couldn't transport any friends unless they wanted to climb into the smash seat and sit between the babies.

by Fuckisacomma May 28, 2011