Slammed Jam

when you drop your jar of strawberry jam and accidentally become a game development team

"hey jerry seinfeld i got the jam- oh shit"
smash
"hi im jerry seinfeld it seems you have made the slammed jam on accident"
laugh track

by mopade June 29, 2023

Wonderdog Slam

When you grab someones penis and drag it all the way to the heater and slam it on at full blast and make it burn.

Touch me again and I will give you a wonderdog slam!

by Mustyyyyveeerrr June 16, 2017

Fetus Slam

When you fuck a pregnant girl so hard that the head of your cock slams into the head of the fetus.

Hey, did you hear? Last night I got Emily so fucking drunk that I gave her the old fetus slam!

by Preggofuck April 16, 2010

Coochie Slam

When you either Beat someone up, Or Fuck the life out of someone

"yooo brad got his coochie slammed" "i totally slammed stacys cooch!"

by Undamed May 31, 2019

Slam boi

A slam boi is a person that really likes the genre slamming brutal death metal or slam. They are usually very obnoxious about their music taste and how much they think it is “better than Yours”. A slam boi usually wears cargo shorts, and thick dc shoes. It is also not uncommon that a slam boi skates. A slam boi practices his complete shit gurgle frog pig squeals in his bedroom at 3 am.

Bruh, you are a total slam boi

by Some gay kid June 9, 2020

Sausage Slam

An alternative to punching someone in the face. When angered, your dick can also be used as a weapon: just whip it out, get hard, then run into whatever part of someone you would like to cripple.

Biff: "Your sister's a whore!"
Charlie: "Get ready to receive a sausage slam!"

by DennisLeary July 25, 2009

typhoon slam

When a man picks his partner up by her eye sockets, by sticking his middle and index fingers into her eyes, then penetrates her arse with his penis and lets her fall onto the floor, hopefully cracking her head open in the process. Often used in snuff movies

I typhoon slammed my girlfriend last night. Need a new one now. She's dead

by Dave Sex Pest October 30, 2013