johnston sesh

Masturbating 2 1/2 times in 7 minutes

I'm gonna go have a johnston sesh

by Blem97 October 15, 2017

Session/Sesh-head

A person who typically always has the sesh on their mind, or otherwise is always at the sesh.
Another accurate representation of a sesh head is also the music video to "mad scene" by Versatile

"Yes boys we need to go on a mission to find the sesh, can't take my mind off that premium jam"
"Yes Johnnie you're such a session/Sesh-head"

by No Waste Gang January 19, 2018

steam sesh

A really, really gay way of saying you fucked someone/thing

Just had a steam sesh with my girl, was pre nice

by cyph3r_cunt May 15, 2018

Bake sesh

A fun fucking time with the boys. It is referred to hitting gas in the bathroom. Kevin, Larry, and Josh all don’t give a fuck. They hit gas on a regular

Josh: yoooooo lets do a bake sesh right now dawg
Kevin: dude fuck yea
Larry: fuck yea bitch

by Gay nigga 102567839 December 31, 2018

Dad sesh

When your Dad is imparting his wisdom, knowledge or lecturing you on how to live a successful life. Usually when you don’t want to hear it.

Friend1: Where have you been? You’ve missed part of the game.
Friend2: Sorry, I was caught in a Dad sesh. He saw my report card and I got caught up for 20 minutes listening to how my life’s gonna turn out if I don’t get better grades.

by Kevin Haas February 20, 2019

Hand sesh

Hand job

You up for a hand sesh?

by Pika pika March 1, 2019

Cigar Sesh

A masculine version of “Tea Time” where men talk/gossip about things going on in their life. Usually reserved when close friends and bros share stories and plans over cigars.

“Hey bro I got news to break over a cigar sesh”
“Oh yea, let’s rip it”

by Thad Badassle January 22, 2019