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Schrödinger's Douchebag

"EcoGoth" do we know eachother?

1. Most likely a bomb squad member that lives unusally far away soley to work with her squad; yet wants to care about a non hostile work environment with no unconsented "thought-experiments"
2. That one passive aggressive supervisor?
1. Quarterback: Yo heads up!

Schrödinger's Douchebag: gives the nod and repeats the same motion till the reciver makes a completion!

2. Thattl be about tree fiddy.
by FromStatefarm December 27, 2020
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Shrodinger's lesbian

A lesbian that tries to kiss a girl that they like and if they're not into it they say" it's a prank"
The behavior of a Shrodinger's lesbian:

Lesbian *trying to kiss her friend*
Friend *backs up*
Lesbian "it's a prank bro"
by UwUrban.abrUwU November 22, 2021
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Shrodinger's Fap

An allegory for a terrible willy wankin' addiction. At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping. Like you're the cat and fapping is the poison
Paul: "I've been thinking about titties all morning. Man, it feels like at any time I could break down and fap"

Pattrick: "I'd hate to joke about your troubles, but it'd be pretty funny if we called that Shrodinger's Fap"
by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022
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Shrodinger's BLM

When someone says BLM, but does not specify Black Lives Matter or Blue Lives Matter
Person 1: Just saw this Instagram post of someone saying blm

Person 2: let’s hope he’s not racist. This case of Shrodinger's BLM can really go either way.

Person 1: I hope not, the guy who posted was black
by WildCoomChase July 12, 2022
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shrodinger's pizza

When you dont know if a food has been eaten or not, at a probability close to 50/50, you could use the expression "shrodinger's pizza", derived from shrodinger's cat. can be used in a lot of ways
The burger i bought yesterday is probably shrodinger's pizza by now, i should check it later
by IMakeDumbExpressions October 23, 2022
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shrodinger's shit

When you need to shit and it feels like diarrhea but you're constipated so it won't come out.
I'm in shit limbo, shrodinger's shit if you willl.
by Flixxy October 30, 2022
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shrodingers flirt

Where your flirting or not based entirely on whether or not they're into it
Idk if we we kidding or not, it the shrodingers flirt bro
by RavingRav3n November 16, 2022
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