bruce teh shrimp

The worlds most bad-ass meme that has managed to fuck Shrek, donkey, spongebog, spangbob and Billy Seinfeld up the ass at the same time, he is the ultimate meme lord that will soon take Shreks place on the meme throne in Shreks swamp

Holy fuck its bruce teh shrimp!!!!!!!!

by helleagh October 7, 2017

mythical shrimp worm

Somebody who is probably the best person in the world, they have great manners, make great memes, 0 percent petty, some would say they are mythical.

"I hope this new kid is a mythical shrimp worm"

by lil ramen 4ever September 22, 2017

Shrimp kiss

Kissing a person after tonguing a taint that has recently visited the ocean air.

Went on spring break with Alice and she gave me the shrimp kiss.

by DoinktheCat June 14, 2017

shrimp

Dumb or ugly asshole who is smoking hot.

The sex is great but he's such a shrimp. The head is just gross.

by twistedvintage June 24, 2017

popping shrimp

Oral stimulation focused on the clitoral hood (not right on the clitoris), performed by pulling the underwear just over the clit. Popping shrimp may also refer to performing the act on multiple girls at a time.

1. Mara got really excited when her boyfriend got under her skirt and popped the shrimp.

2. Julie and Meghan were eager to meet him when they heard he was into popping shrimp.

by Chewsie June 26, 2017

Shrimp

Someone with a little penis.

Martinez baker has a baby shrimp in his pants

by Big dick booby November 7, 2017

shrimp

a little dick that 500k posted getting him banned for 1 season.

500k: dick pic
conductor: you got a shrimp dick

by 500K April 20, 2018