seventies funk

Rhyming slang for spunk

Also known as sex wee, heir spray and baby gravy

"Part yer legs love, no telling what my seventies funk could do to your miniskirt"

by Dickhead mcDickhead May 20, 2008

seven

The number of heads of cattle a Natalie is worth in a traditional Arranged Marriage Barter System.

He had been alone a long time. It was time to be someplace else. "I will give you seven cattle for that one," said the man, eyeing his electronic animal husbandry account greedily.

by jandek March 17, 2009

seven ply enema

when you're skateboarding and doing a flip trick or other critical maneuver and you land with the board standing straight up into your ass, sometimes it bleeds, thats why its called a seven ply enema.

dude, i was trying to kickflip the 10 stair and got a seven ply enema, it ruined my session.

by lgskater September 30, 2009

Seven Mile

a term used to describe everything. only applies to people from 7 mile michigan.

Bill: hey man what are you doing after school
Joe: Seven Mile
Bill: sounds good ill see if i can go, what time are you going?
Joe: Seven Mile
Bill: ill be there!

by Seven mile Stanley June 28, 2011

severance package

When you're about to break up with a girl and you give her enough orgasm to get her to her next relationship

male version of a "farewell fuck"

Jason : I heard you broke up with Lana

Wade : it was brutal but it's cool, I gave her a severance package

by IamPeter June 13, 2015

Seven

Seven is a slang used in the northern regions of Afghanistan to call people autistic

Mate you are honestly seven

by Fotonivo October 16, 2019

Shed Seven

A 90's brit pop band from York
Famous for such hits as "disco down", "chasing rainbows" and "speakeasy" to name a few.

Still have a huge following worldwide and after years of demand from their loyal fans reformed to a hugely successful UK tour in 2007.

"Whoah this Indie night is dogga, the DJ hasn't got an shed seven, what a twonk"

by mr_p22 June 22, 2009