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Spider Monkey Reach around

The phrase actually comes from an episode of Family Guy where Peter and his pals are playing the drinking game 'I never..' where each person says something like 'I never slept with Joe's wife' and each person that has done has to take a drink of whatever they are using with the game. In this episode the table is full of dozens of bottles of beer and Quagmire is noticeably hammered when struggling for any more things that Quagmire may not have done, Peter states 'I never gave a Reacharound to a Spider Monkey whilst reciting the pledge of Allegiance' and Quagmire says 'Oh come on....?' and takes another drink of his beer before collapsing on the table knocking off the bottles! That's the correct and original use of the term Reacharound or Reach Around in modern culture which is why I added this as Shortanks definition whilst it works is not the one most people will be thinking of or need reminding of by searching for it! That's how I ended up here! Search for Spider Monkey Reacharound on YouTube for exact scene!
I never gave a Spider Monkey Reach around around whilst reciting the pledge of Allegiance
by UnitedsRedArmy January 21, 2017
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Spider King Clan

S.K.C. Gang originating in northern Alabama.
That guy is a member of spider king clan
by Blahblahniggawtf January 10, 2018
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spider hole

1. the hole in which pubic hairs grow in clumps often forming a spider like figure, often used for penetration by people animal fetishes.

2.the hole in which the spider shits out webs and eggs.

3.a surrinder.
OH LOOK AT JIMS SPIDER HOLE! ITS A BLOODY NEST!
savanas such a cow she has such a big spider hole!
i want to stick it in her spider hole.
by surgrinder February 19, 2018
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Spiderman Special

The act of gently fingering a females asshole while shooting string from a

Spider-Man Mega Blaster Web Shooter into the female's vagina. Covering it entirely with a web. It is an optional choice to sing the Spiderman theme song in the process.
"God billy gave me the best Spiderman Special last night!"
by BigPapaTrump May 16, 2018
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Spiderman whale gang

a gang full of ABSOLUTE normies who think they are superior to shark gang but are all secretly gang banging each other
Have you heard of Spiderman whale gang?

no who are they?

oh just these gay normies
by Joshryan01 gang June 6, 2019
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Spidermaning

When a man jizzes in his hand and makes a spider man motion as he fling it at his woman.
Hey boo fancy Spidermaning me tonight
by LW2662 September 19, 2020
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Spider-man

Gets more reboots then people change socks
Spider-man: My uncle Ben just died

*Reboot*
Spider-man: My uncle Ben just died
by God among us October 15, 2020
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