Sebastian Markus

If you meet him the first time, you will wonder, how a person can be so smart and such an idiot at the same time. He is usually pretty funny but he can get pretty serious in sertain topics. A Sebastian Markus always gets girls way out of his league. He is not the perfect lover, but his girlfriend still loves him. He is a weired guy and his friends only stay with him to protect other people of him, but they are fine with it.

What is wrong with Sebastian Markus?

Eveything.

by Nymareg December 06, 2018

Dirty Sebastian

When a man projectile vomits in another man's butt.

I heard that Bill was given a dirty sebastian, I wonder if it was chunky or not.

by Envybear3473 April 02, 2024

dirty sebastian

when you edge the male for 4 hours, edging on blue balls, then let him come all over himself.

Person 1: God I hate cumming instantly
Person 2: Yeah me too. Dirty Sebastian?
Person 1: Awesome sauce all over my bodayyyy!!!

by dirtysebastian2 June 12, 2024

Sebastian Burke

The Sebastian Burke affect is someone that is the best at anything they do and can take your bitch

Your such a Sebastian Burke

by American salt January 08, 2024

Sebastian Nunez

1. Slang for a angry black person.
2. A strong black person who "Go Jim"

"BABE THERES A SEBASTIAN NUNEZ AT THE DOOR!!"

by sebastian nunez February 21, 2024

Sebastian Nunez

1.A black person who goes to the gym often.
2. a hateful adjective to describe a black person.

"I hate Sebastian Nunez!'

by sebastian nunez February 21, 2024

Sebastian/Jonathan Morgenstern

One of the two biggest fictioanl aholes (the other being his father) you will ever meet/

Me: Sebastian/Jonathan Morgenstern? No.

by Fan.boy.for.real January 20, 2021