Seattle Swirlie

This refers to times when you are petting the snake in the bathroom when you’re just about to ejaculate and your tip touches the water.

I was getting a nice jerk-off in when suddenly out of nowhere I gave myself a Seattle Swirlie

by Anne_Frank’s_big_toe September 26, 2018

Scuttle

A group or conglomerate of basic white girls that do what basic “North Face Jacket” white girls do.

Hey man, look at that scuttle over there.

by PhilSwifty September 27, 2018

Scantless

Someone with a perverted sense of humor

I saw his (scantless) ass running down the street naked.

by Funkstervoxx October 3, 2018

Seattle Spaghetti

When you’re having sexual intercorse, the male throws up on the females boobs.

I gave that bad bitch the Seattle spaghetti, she smelt like ass the whole week

by Nickytra December 2, 2018

Seattle Spin Cycle

When a man ejaculates inside a female partner during a missionary position, then immediately transitions into a sixty-nine until he can form another erection; repeat.

You must be from Seattle if you're nasty enough to do a Seattle Spin Cycle.

by s.163 February 13, 2019

seattle seabiscuit

A sexual act in which you lay in a bathtub full of water and have a prostitute takes a shit on you while you take in the Pungent Sound.

At a $1,000 that Seattle Seabiscuit was worth every penny.

by Lucas Kergin June 23, 2019

Scuttlescum

A person nasty enough to scuttle with scums

Ewww she’s such a scuttlescum!

by The nasty tird man April 26, 2019