Happy Sandwich

The act of placing two pieces of bread around your Penis and masterbaiting.
Butter is optional.

She went to the shop for supplies have then gave me a happy sandwich.

by YAMAMNYADAD April 22, 2011

Salt Sandwich

A type of sandwich only eaten by someone who’s very low in intelligence and lacks the ability to not be gay.

Did Abbi eat another Salt Sandwich?
Yea I guess so... Poor thing...

by AnalFissure23 January 13, 2020

Double Down Sandwich

For 5$ extra your server can stab you in the heart

That Double Down Sandwich was delicious!

That heart attack was delicious!

by Colonel Kentucky May 7, 2010

Santa Claus sandwich

When an individal has sexual intercourse between two bearded men in suits.

I caught Katlin getting Santa Claus sandwiched in the closet at the company Christmas party last week. Hohoho

by Kmizzle067 August 19, 2016

abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln

what have you done

Guy: abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln
Cashier: Sir this is a McDonalds.

by notarealperson111 December 8, 2020

cunt-sandwich

verb. to force one out of the way, usually into a rail or a wall. The force of cunt-sandwiching is usually hard enough to throw the other person over the rail or into a wall. Some say it originates from women's roller-derby when one person knocks their opponent into or over the rail.

I was in a rush to get out of the grocery store so I cunt-sandwiched the old man into the candy racks on my way to the cash register.

by Ashats August 13, 2008

Virgin Sandwich

When you get black-out drunk and wake up in bed in between two chicks who both happen to be virgins (and obviously still are cause you were too fucked up to bang them the night before).

Bro 1 - "Dude I woke up in bed with Sara and Jen"

Bro 2 - "Haha virgin sandwich"

by Phi_Delt_1052 July 6, 2010