Lumberjack Salad 

The sexual act of man jerking off in an exaggerated fast pace, positioned in a squat over a woman’s face while she performs a rim job until ejaculation is complete.

Crockett can never get off with a woman without performing the Lumberjack salad.

Lumberjack Salad by Safd183 January 6, 2020

meat salad 

Noun. A situation in which a woman's labia are used as a bowl upon which various different penises may be rested. The woman's groinal cavity becomes the vessel that holds the meat salad.

We would have had a meat salad but two of the volunteers for the gang bang didn't show up.

meat salad by Misses Lova Lova May 28, 2020

crip salad 

a crip that calls all his fellow crip members using "cripp crippp" while eating salad

"That chick is so sexy"....... n thats on crip salad, Crippppp Crippppp"

crip salad by cripppppcripppppp February 22, 2021

TOSS A SALAD 

to lick someone's asshole

'that bitch had her salad tossed'

TOSS A SALAD by XANADUTN January 21, 2005

Warm fish salad 

A stanky as crotch. A woman who doesn’t shower and smell ripe

That ho is packing a warm fish salad

Warm fish salad by Chebbis March 29, 2019

Nub Salad 

An incompetent hero whose splayed out state of disarray (generated in an attempt to quest) conjures the image of a salad.

Look at all the scarabs he's left behind! Nub salad!

Nub Salad by s3 November 4, 2012

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit 

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.

(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit by starofdestiny October 14, 2009