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Team Salty

A team of gamers, mainly Minecraft players, who organize with one aim; to make everyone salty. Some refer to them as a group of faggots. Some call them the greatest to have ever grazed the Crewniverse Minecraft server. Most commonly, however, a group of faggots. To this day, no leader exists but rumors have it that a guy under the alias 'HadzyBoy' and a girl under the alias 'thytime' are the founders of the atrocity. Its origins, however, are very unclear and the downfall of Team Salty is yet to come.
Jeff: Have you seen Team Salty lately?
Sally: Yeah, they were making me so salty just a minute ago.
by piss_licker February 20, 2015
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Salty Muffin

(During intercourse) when you're about to cum, spray your load into your hand. With that hand, wipe it all over your partners butt cheek. Sprinkle some salt on it, then lick it off.
Wife: Honey whats for tea?
Husband: Im gonna make you a salty muffin
by @&@9/11 October 31, 2015
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Salty Cracker

The best show on YouTube and Rumble. He has a fan base that borders on cultlike in their devotion, referring to themselves as the Salty Army.
I'm gonna watch Salty Cracker later. Want to join?
by KRayna September 13, 2023
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salty jim

When a man or woman pees into a condom and uses said condom as a dildo
Once I'm done playing world of Warcraft (because I'm a virgin for life) I'll give a nice salty Jim
by Voldaar December 27, 2016
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salty roo

An Australian bloke who gets pissy when his commander is taken in a rally.
NAP Police, quit being such a salty Roo! It's not my fault you rallied me and lost. See salty bitch
by RiverSlayer December 12, 2016
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Salty Russ

When you sample the semen of someone who has just eaten seafood .
Russ: Wow, that cioppino was delicious.

Craig: I wish I had ordered it.

Russ: I’ll give you the next best thing, a Salty Russ!! Bend down.

Craig: Mmmmm!
by Kramalama April 27, 2023
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salty balls

The taste of a guys balls after having not washed for many a day.
Sara: Nothin' worse than my boyfriend's Salty Balls - he never wash!
by Braku69 April 29, 2006
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