by cold lampinn April 04, 2009
The method of assigning points to your current miserable issue. Created by the brilliant minds of deranged people for the purpose of a "who is the most miserable pissing contest" Measuring is subjective. However, if one was to set the bar, it's helpful to start with suck points assigned to total world destruction. Suck points for that would be 10,000,000.
by leafenway May 10, 2012
The act of playing hours and hours of Call of Duty to the point where you care about nothing else, including friends, partying, and communication with other human beings.
Tim: "Dude, instead of going to Kelly's party last night and getting shwasted, I stayed home Sucking COD for 17 hours!"
Tim's Friend: "Dude, you really need to stop sucking COD its bad for you".
Tim's Friend: "Dude, you really need to stop sucking COD its bad for you".
by wtown November 14, 2011
by Danku-Kun September 30, 2020
by DOZSIM September 05, 2017
A suckle given only by Layne Cargill herself. This suckle, or suckage, is very prime and more exquisite than any other’s.
Friend: “Why are you walking with a limp?”
You: “Just received a Cargill Suck and it’s hard to focus on my footsteps.”
You: “Just received a Cargill Suck and it’s hard to focus on my footsteps.”
by kurtcolayne October 23, 2019
Bob: ‘Look, you do what the hell I say okay?’
Len: ‘Listen Bob, when you can learn to suck a yucky come back and talk to me then.’
Len: ‘Listen Bob, when you can learn to suck a yucky come back and talk to me then.’
by Raceready October 21, 2020