Similar in meaning to “Boy, am I a dumb ass,” this advanced application of “fuck me running” is to be used in situations which were originally a surprise, but now have recurred over and over again, and the fuckee (that's you) has still not had the sense to leave.
As in: “I still have a joint checking account with my girlfriend. Well, fuck me stupid, shoulda been running."
by rowafe August 25, 2009
Get the fuck me stupid, shoulda been running. mug.1)A parent that punishes their children for masturbating.
2)Parents that circumsize their children to keep them from getting sexual pleasure.
3)Parents that put on a chastity belt or any other device to prevent masturbation in their children.
4)Parents who think their children should not get sexual pleasure, even when they had to do it sometime themselves.
5)Parents that swear, but do not let their children do it.
2)Parents that circumsize their children to keep them from getting sexual pleasure.
3)Parents that put on a chastity belt or any other device to prevent masturbation in their children.
4)Parents who think their children should not get sexual pleasure, even when they had to do it sometime themselves.
5)Parents that swear, but do not let their children do it.
1)AAAAAHHHHH!!!! YOU DIRTY COW!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE DOING THAT! SINNER! YOU ARE PUNISHED FROM MYSPACE FOR A MONTH!
2)Before birth Ok, so we should circumsize our children, only dirty people get sexual pleasure.
3)Errrr, i'm kind of worried our child is masturbating. Let's put a chastity belt on him, just in case.
4 and 5)While getting pregnant AHHHH!!! That feels so good! So shitting good! (when child becomes 11) Ok, now remember saying bad words is bad, and sex is very bad, never do it.
Child: sigh... stupid parents
2)Before birth Ok, so we should circumsize our children, only dirty people get sexual pleasure.
3)Errrr, i'm kind of worried our child is masturbating. Let's put a chastity belt on him, just in case.
4 and 5)While getting pregnant AHHHH!!! That feels so good! So shitting good! (when child becomes 11) Ok, now remember saying bad words is bad, and sex is very bad, never do it.
Child: sigh... stupid parents
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by Biscuit Bega December 29, 2005
Get the stupid fly honey mug.The universal law of natural consequences. Especially pertains to those whose brains are brand new (children), inebriated adults and retards.
You admonish your children stating that manically jumping up and down on the bed whilst foaming at the mouth is not a good idea but they won't listen. Child eventually flies off bed, proceeds to headbutt the adjacent wall, smashes to the floor winded with a tooth missing. An extended moral lecture is not required just the wry exclamative "Stupid hurts!"
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Guy 1-there he goes..again...
Guy 2-yup..
Guy 1-there he goes..again...
Guy 2-yup..
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