Double oven steamer

When you do a reverse pile driver on a girl and put your finger or toy in her anus at the same time you are plowing away and then you drop a dookie on her face.

I gave her a double oven steamer, she loves it when I pile drive her at the end of the couch and she loved the dildo in her butt! Man when I dropped that duce on her face she choaked and almost kicked me in the face!

by Xavior64 March 3, 2010

alabama steamboat

when you fart between a chicks boobs and they make a motor noise. (similar to motorboating.)

So my girlfriend fell asleep during sex yesterday and I gave her the alabama steamboat.

by Travis Tackett August 6, 2008

steambag

A smug and superior advocate of steampunk culture. Douchebag of a bygone era.

That guy in the bowler hat and handlebar moustache says he can go home with any girl in this bar. What a steambag!

by fling! June 23, 2011

cold and steady

Phrase made popular by "Pinky" from the movie "Friday After Next"...reponse to someone asking you, "How's it going?" or "What's up?" Synonymous with fine, it's all gravy, chillin', etc.

Player #1: Shamel, what's good with you dog? What's happenin'?
Player #2: Deonte, it's all the same over here...everything's cold and steady, nigga.

by Russ D November 14, 2005

connecticut steamer

Takeing a shit on someones car.

There goes poklemba squeezing out a connecticut steamer on that old ladys car.

by mike poklemba December 25, 2005

going steady

When two people are considered "going out" or "dating."

Zach and Kelly are going steady.

by Isi Oamen February 15, 2004

Jerking Off Steam

When a man masturbates to deal with stress.

1. Before his interview, Tim jerked off some steam so he wouldn't be nervous.
2. Tim is jerking off steam before his hot date tonight.
3. I have four papers due tomorrow! I really need to jerk off some steam right now.

by F_TRES November 19, 2009