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Kbarron Status

when you date a girl thats deffinatly jailbait or "fresh out the womb"
Person a: damn hes 40 and hes dating a 13 year old
person b: thats that kbarron status
by KiddehPorno January 14, 2011
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Surgery Status

A quote made famous by skateboarder Rob Dyrdek. A statement to make when injured and may require surgery.
Meaty bites Rob on the leg...."Surgery Status".
by DeezNutzForYou May 2, 2011
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Donk Status

1. Something really fucking stupid that someone does.
"Dude that was fucking donk status."
by Courtstazzz May 25, 2006
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Z status

Extremely extravagent and in depth, difficult to work on, over the top, designed in such a manner as to create a feeling of superiority through complication.
Person 1: man it took three hours to change one spark plug!
Person 2: wow sounds like it was Z status
Person 1: totally...
by Mike Highberger September 18, 2008
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Stick Status

An extremely exclusive title given to golfer's that excel at their craft.
Yo man, you shot 68 at Alta on the weekend?! You got Stick Status breh!
by Steep Dogg April 20, 2011
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Marshall Status

When a minor consumes so much alcohol that he/she develops long term dementia generally causing the consumer to creep like a pedophile in heat.
Early signs that someone is beginning to reach Marshall Status include:
1)At the beginning of the night, using terms similar to:
"Bro, let's get OBLIBERATED tonight!"
"Let's get FUUUUUCKED UPPPP!"
"I wanna get destroyed!"
"Dude. Let's just get demolished and do some crazy shit!"

2) Once drinking has begun, conversations similar to:
"Hi there my names Marshall" *wink, *leans in for kiss,

"Ewww i don't even know you!" *Slap

The person has probably reached Marshall Status if:

Projectile Vomiting occurs, to the point where a baptism could be done with liquid rejected.

Marshall Status is obtained often on college campuses where extracurricular activities are slim to nonexistent.
by Schall, the Novelist November 7, 2010
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Jerk-Status

The point in a relationship to where the girl is comfortable jerking off the guy.
Ted reached Jerk-Status with Liz last week!
by Adb1002 August 29, 2018
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