stalingrad

when you take a shit in a brown bag, put it over the girls head and then fuck her belly button until it bleeds

Joe came home from a long day at work and preformed a Stalingrad on Sue.

by Jesuswrotethebible44 August 4, 2009

StaringVacantly

StaringVacantly is "The Final Boss of The Internet", a last challenge for those skilled enough to make it all the way to the end. He's always accompanied by the floating, disembodied head of Mike Vogler, who has taken the position of "Sub-Boss". Together, they destroy all that would oppose them, and even some people who dont'.

"I beat the internet. The end guy was hard."

by Krem January 8, 2005

cut the strings

An exclamatory phase instructing someone to immediately stop whatever they are doing, usually for the dire safty of themselve and/or others.

Derivered from the U.S. Army Air Assualt school, where it is a command yelled out when a helicopter's towed payload has snaged on something, and the crew has only a few split seconds before the tow lines go taunt and the helicopter crashes.

Can be accompanied by or said silently with the Army hand signal of holding one arm straight and level ahead with palm open and down, then moving the other arm in an open palm-down horizontal repeated cutting motion underneath the straight arm.

Bob had too much to drink at the bar, and his friends couldn't help but notice. At first they where just humerously watching; but when Bob started to hit on a shemale, they caught his attention with handsignals while mouthing the words "CUT THE STRINGS!"

by awelltrainedferret May 7, 2007

string of pearls

While fucking a girl the guy pulls out and skeets cum across the girls belly and towards her chin forming a stream of opalescent and translucent droplets of cum that appear to be pearls.

"Darling I love you so much that I'm going to give you a string of pearls."

(Dipping her finger into the cum and tasting it) "I never knew a string of pearls could ever taste so delicious."

by meshktenye November 25, 2010

string

long 'thread' of ejaculate -perhaps with some 'pearls'

the string he left later transformed into a snail trail

the string of 'hot sauce' he discharged had its' tims on, ready for 'work'!

by michael foolsley February 11, 2010

T-String

A type of women's shirt, invented by Sorboneeeeeees. Some claim that this item has been related to Madison P, as Paulie has been noticed wearing her "T-String" in the past. When asked about this rare clothing item, Paul simply said: "Sndfobrgoeboiua inbniuobnuibuo ionionon Madison's shirt bhsdfbhasufv I have a girlfriend njsfvnaroigberog T-String.

Paul tried on Madison's T-String at Lake Compounce prior to becoming hungry and asking "What's for food?"

by Doris Burke June 27, 2011

string cheese

When a man ejaculates in/on a girls face and she pulls away from the tip of the penis, occasionally, there is a string of semen from the the mans penis to her bottom lip/chin/eyelid/ear, etc. Thus...string cheese

"You should've seen the nut I busted on that girls face! There was string cheese everywhere!!"

by J.D. February 25, 2004