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1. A character from the old short reel-to-reel comedy movies and later TV show 'the Little Rascals', created by Hal Roach.
2. A nickname of the frontwoman of the 60s 'sunshine pop' (milquetoast muzak) band Spanky and Our Gang. And yes, the band took their name from the Hal Roach comedy production.

3. A spanking, a swat on the butt. Often used playfully by people into BDSM and those sickos who get their rocks off on it.

4. Special pants to be worn for erotic spanking sessions. Also 'spankies' or 'spankees'. As an adjective it's just 'spanky' or 'spankee'.
5. One of many nicknames for the traitor incestuous pervert SMF Donald Trump.
1. The 1981 REO Speedwagon song 'Tough Guys' has a dialog between Spanky and Alfalfa.

2. Spanky and Our Gang had five Top 40 hits in 1967-68 but 'Give a Damn' peaked at #43 because radio and the ever-cursing Pres. Nixon didn't like the word 'DAMN' in the title.

3. Donnie Douchebag LOVES to get a spank by a ho. He's a worthless Caligula ninny spanky boy.

4. When TrumpChump went on a trip, he always took his daughter-wife along with the latest issues of kiddie porn mags and fresh packs of spanky pants.

5. Stormy Daniels holds a rolled-up magazine with Trump's pic on the front cover.

Ol' Spanky: Oh mama, would you?

Stormy: Take down your pants!

Ol' Spanky DOES SO!

Stormy Daniels spanks his ass with the mag! Two swats!

Ol' Spanky: Bluuuuuuuuuuuuu-uuuuuuuuhhhhh.....

Awww, shit! Pii-iiiss! Fuuu-uuck! Daaaa-aaamn! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He says he's the 'Chosen One', the Messiah, he's a FASCIST TURD, a rapist, an ANTICHRIST and he LOVES to get his ass SPANKED!!! He's a wimpy whiny repulsive disgusting SMF!!!!!! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my gosh, my Sweet Lord, oh my Genesis!!! Donald the Diaper-Stinker is lower than the belly of a PREGNANT QUEEN ANT!!!!!! DAMN!!!!!

6. Ol' Spanky has raped the U.S.A. and democracy. The damage he did to America and its honor is incalculable.
Spanky by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 22, 2022
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spunkbucks 

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The art of smoking marijuana while ejaculating on a male's/female's ass, shortly before giving them a hard spank. In doing so, it will make a loud, wet, slapping noise.
Fuck boy: "Yo, I gave Brandi the best dank spunk spank last night!"
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Trombone Spunk Bubbler 

When fisting and eating out a girl and she queefs on you causing the cum in her vigana to bubble and create sounds.
Lastnight when we're were getting down and dirty she hit me with a trombone spunk bubbler.

Funky skunky 

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Back spunk 

When a man cums inside a woman's rectal passage and she then farts the spunk back out onto the man
My girlfriend had bad flatulence the other day...after I butt fucked her she back spunked me
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