Uzbek Snuffer

A sexual act in which the woman lies on her back while the man squats down dropping his balls in her mouth while clenching his asshole over her nose. During her convulsive sexual asphyxia, he can choose to either a) jizz on her tits or b) frig her to climax or c) both. Also known as the Turkish Melvin

I almost suffocated my girlfriend during an Uzbek Snuffer but damn did we both get off good.

by Dusan Rorikov October 3, 2006

Snifer

Simply a word that is only understood by the way you say it. It can be used to convey meaning to one party while leaving a third party in the dark, if the second party already has knowledge of the subject at hand while useing the word. Sometimes people mistake snood for this word.

Can you gather that snifer before we are late?
>>Ierfon dofe snifer zig?
Yeah, just grab it ok?
>>Sure.

by Truero October 21, 2004

swiffer

-a homosexual person
-something you clean your floor with

That guy is such a swiffer. I need a new swiffer, mine is broken.

by crystalini March 2, 2009

Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass

A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves

"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."

by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010

Shiffert

The name that one calls another when they want to slaughter a pig.

girl 1:'SHIFFERT ITS TIME TO BREE BREE THE PIG!!'

by BC13 mofos August 25, 2010

shniffer

One who sniffs shit and enjoys it.

Eric : "What are you doing with your head in the toilet"
John: "Smelling this turd"
Eric: "Holy crap, you're such a damn shniffer!"

by PSYCH0 September 3, 2006

swiffer

Something that sounds dirty but isn't.

I like to swiffer on a daily basis.

by JenThe80'sFan May 3, 2004