womb snake

Slang for: penis, dick or cock!

Not to be confused with: choad, wang or dong!

Man I pulled out my womb snake and gave them the business!!

by Raunchy Lou June 30, 2019

snake poo

A big poo that resembles a snake when it sits in the toilet.

I just had a massive snake poo. I feel so much better and a have a sense of accomplishment.

by poopmaster2000 June 25, 2010

snake's suspenders

1. An archetypal "just plain weird" thing to which something else can be compared to demonstrate that it, too, is weird.

2. General term for anything odd, surreal, or having the elements of non sequitor.

1. "He's as sweet as a stolen kiss and as weird as suspenders on a snake." ~The ineffable Jubal Harshaw describing Mike Valentine, the naive but intriguing titular character of Stranger in a Strange Land.

2. Have you met the new lab technician? He does good work but boy, if you get to talking with him he's snake's suspenders.

by Noh Panse October 30, 2007

designer snake

Someone that’s pretty and fake

dam bro she’s a designer snake.

by yktv764 June 11, 2019

Snake Pile

A snake pile is when multiple males (6-12) stack their flacid penises on top of one another. the group than proceeds to move the pile in a vigorous front to back motion until they all climax.

"Wow that snake pile got kinda weird last night, Bob couldn't even finish!"

by Hero of the party October 28, 2021

Shadow Snakes

Shadow Snakes are snakes that appear all over people's house at night which can only be seen by a child. Chances are, those who seen them are scared of them.

Rae: MOM!
Angel: Yes Rae?
Rae: Can I sleep in your bed? There is Shadow Snakes everywhere
Angel: This is the 15th time this month you asked me this.

by Worse than JJ April 24, 2020

closet snake

A mystical fag snake that doesn't feel comfortable cuming out to it's family or anybody for that matter :(

also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception

"Hey Jim, I know you're gay! Stop being such a goddamn closet snake!"- Pet owner to his snake Jim.

"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.

"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.

by want2fuckingdie March 1, 2017