Snail of the most epicest. This snail will kill all of your family with a blink, it is terrifying to watch, but turns out be glad if you died to him he kills once every 3 days (very low chance) make sure to be grateful, honestly you dont have to be so ungrateful all the time dont take things for granite in your life or out of your life (cause you died to him... the epic snail) and live on to appreciate life (and death to him... epic snail).
Person 1: NOOOO!!! MY FAMILY THEY DIED.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.
by Portawareq (the q is silent) May 26, 2021
Get the Epic Snailmug. The Snail is a sexual ritual in which after you cum in a girl she scooches her ass on the floor leaving a trail of cum behind. The Snail is popular in some cultures. Especially the trailer park
by DavidCrapperHead April 19, 2020
Get the The Snailmug. What I love.
by You Smell Eggdoggish November 17, 2020
Get the Snailmug. During sex, when you are unsure of where your sex partner stands on anal sex, the male decides to try it out and while having sex he slowly penetrates here anus until the entire thumb gets up there.
by DayDay4u October 21, 2025
Get the Sneaky Snailmug. by Leo Diamond March 26, 2017
Get the snail kneemug. When one drinks an ER911 then proceeds to do fat dab of concentrates
Ex: he was like speed speed speed!, BRAKES!!!!!!
Ex: he was like speed speed speed!, BRAKES!!!!!!
This motherfucker drank 7 double shots of espresso then did his first dab and he was like rabbit snail, then went outside and threw up all over my porch
by The Fish Guy May 31, 2019
Get the Rabbit snailmug. by givemegumgumyoudumdum May 24, 2025
Get the Snail Snackermug.