muddy snail trail

That awkward moment when you leave a skibidi phantom toilet skid mark combined with that gushy goon snail trail. Upon mixing these two secretions you precipitate a heterogeneous mixture upon your ex boyfriends bed. Doesn't have to be ex boyfriend though btw just if you did do this he would dump you.
YO Emily has the craziest way that she left the muddiest of muddy snail trail on my newly iron pressed linen sheets.
by Skibidiphanom December 9, 2023
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Snail

The Snail is the all powerful. Bow to the snail, and may Snail bless you all.
by tf is a pseudonym?? January 2, 2025
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Snail

Not a word, dont listen to people who say it is. It isnt a word.
"Dude look at that snail"-A , "Dude Snail Isn't A fucking word."
by testiclefondler33 November 6, 2022
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The Snail Trail

When you bust a nut on the floor and use your semen as lubricant to slide across the floor.
“Yeah man, I was trying to do the snail trail and I slipped and broke my fucking neck.”
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Snail Burger

One Snail to rule to rule them all, One Snail to find them, One Snail to bring them all, and it the darkness bind them, In the land of Burger where the wet and gushy lie.
Snail Burger went to OrgasmTown to find the wet ones.
by Gorilla Tag Fella September 15, 2024
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Snail

What I love.
How I say it: SNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSS!!!!!
How you say it: Snail.
by You Smell Eggdoggish November 17, 2020
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Epic Snail

Snail of the most epicest. This snail will kill all of your family with a blink, it is terrifying to watch, but turns out be glad if you died to him he kills once every 3 days (very low chance) make sure to be grateful, honestly you dont have to be so ungrateful all the time dont take things for granite in your life or out of your life (cause you died to him... the epic snail) and live on to appreciate life (and death to him... epic snail).
Person 1: NOOOO!!! MY FAMILY THEY DIED.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.
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