Protein Smash

a watery explosion of sulfuric smelling shit that smashes into the toilet water so hard it causes shit speckles on the bottom of the seat after consuming too much protein.

I hope your mom enjoys cleaning up that protein smash I l left for her

by Jack (Sonny Black) Burton December 14, 2009

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garbage smash

If garbage day is a long way off, the act of pushing, crunching and smashing down the top of the garbage pile so you don't have to replace it.

Matt: Yo man, why don't you ever take out the garbage?
Jay: Because I'm better at the garbage smash...
Matt: sigh...

by King Jay December 11, 2007

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A move commonly used by retards directly after witnessing their non retarded siblings play Super Smash Bros. This move is generally used in combination with retard rage and retard strength. Pretty much it when the tard in question starts smashing shit for no reason other than pure retard enjoyment.

Hey Billy what the hell is your retarded brother doing with the kitchen table over his head? Oh, he's just doing some retard smashing. Retard smashing? Yeah he's all retard raging and picking up heavy shit and smashing it... Don't worry he won't hurt you!

by Project Kdizzle February 14, 2014

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gta smash

The act of smashing things with a tank

Adam: GTA SMASH!!!
(Blows up a helicopter with a tank)

by Adam_Said HUMMUSING January 3, 2015

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Smash the Ice

Kind of like Breaking the Ice, but in a much more violent manner.

When you see someone, and instead of going up to them for a nice and simple meet and greet, you dig into their social media profiles, get their papers from the court, and stalk him in his everyday life.

"Tomorrow, I'm gonna Smash the Ice with Ryan."

"Jenny is totally trying to Smash the Ice with Jake."

"Yesterday, I saw Veronica at the mall, I decided to Smash the Ice with her."

by risingSKY February 16, 2015

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