Gooch Slapper

1. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping his own gooch

2. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping the gooch of another individual

Jim: Hey Taylor, you'll never who I just walked in on in the bathroom, slapping his own gooch!
Taylor: *gasp* Who?
Jim: Bob! I walked in to take a piss and there he was just standing in the stall with the door open, punishing his gooch!
Taylor: Wow... I never would have seen Bob as a gooch slapper...
Jim: I'm not sure if he saw me. I hope he didn't, I don't want him slappin' on my gooch.

by AnusMeister May 13, 2013

my finger slipped

a sarcastic playful phrase used after doing something that wouldnt actually result in your finger slipping

*in school*
me: *picks up friends notebook, throws it across the room at full force*
friend: what the fuck
me: mb gng my finger slipped
friend: shut the fuck up faggot

by bloowh December 6, 2022

Snapped out

The feeling of being high off of painkillers, specifically ones containing hydrocodone. To be in the state of extreme euphoria.

I was snapped out last night, felt like i was on cloud nine!

by Famazing August 15, 2012

Concrete slappers

A pair of shoes

Yo you should get a new pair of concrete slappers, the ones you have on are pretty dusty

by Bartholomew 👽 November 24, 2021

Slapper

Derived from the German word for slut; schlampe

That slapper is of questionable moral.

by deanovette March 4, 2010

snapped

caughtin the act of something illegal or underhand.

originated in NZL

Jimmy got snapped bangin his momma
his Dadda wern't happi ;(

by Rangi Bro May 7, 2003

Shapped

To get stalked and harrassed single white female style on BBM, text, IM, g-chat, email, phone call, etc, with all salutations ending in an "xo" with incorrect grammar

Sally: I just got 6 texts and a missed call from the same person
Carrie: Were the words "youre" and "too" used incorrectly?
Sally: Yes
Carrie: You just got shapped!

by AJ26 March 30, 2011