Ski and Flee

Another way of saying "hit and run".

Pedestrian: Hello! Operator! A driver just hit someone and then pulled a ski and flee!
911 Operator: On our way!

by Ashton_M_02 March 24, 2019

Ski’

One of the best girls you’ll ever find in your life. The person you go to when u need help of advice. If you need someone to have your back she’s your girl. Ski’ is very unique , and so is her name. She is very funny and will make u laugh in the most weirdest ways. A very smart and wise girl , very understanding. Ski’ is not really the judging type, that’s one of the reasons why she make such a good friend, a better person to be around in general. Not to mention she is very beautiful inside and out, even though she might not see it. She likes compliments randomly.Ski’ is very playful, goofy, and sorta childish but in a good way. If you don’t have a Ski’ in your life you are missing out on a wonderful person!!!

Tania:Ski’ is so great,

Sam: Yea she really is

by unicorncupcakes1384 December 31, 2020

Ski-doo

Since Skidoo trails are mostly located in rural areas, it is used to signifiy a rural born and raised narrow-minded inhabitant, who shows misplaced confidence about subjects they legitimately could be aware of by only getting out of the only city they know. Unfortunately, he consciously refuses to and by doing so, he embraces the role society made up for him: The guardian of green spaces and old school values. In much rarer cases of acceptance, a Skidoo can merge as one entity with the vehicle, making it impossible to come back.

Person 1: Oh god, I hate muslims, they are invasives and try to tell us what to do in our country.
Person 2: Shut up fuckin' ski-doo, there is not a single muslim living in a 300 km radius near you. Pack your shit together and just leave ski-doo-town before it's too late.

by SWINDORSE May 31, 2017

brazillian jet ski

When a woman strokes a penis with her vulva (riding it without insertion), usually to orgasm. For best results the woman's pubic area is shaved or waxed (Brazilian wax).

So Amber got her pussy waxed and gave me a the best Brazillian jet ski last night!

by Rogue77 April 13, 2016

speed skiing

A woman rapidly jerking two guys standing adjacent to her.

"I was at this party the other night bro and I waked into what I thought was the bathroom and here was this chick speed skiing. So I dipped out as soon as possible"

by yom tang April 9, 2013

Kirkwood Ski Team

The most fun ski team in the best mindset cheering everyone on! We are here to have fun because winning is fun!

You should try Kirkwood ski teaming it’s much better!

by bubbleisbae February 22, 2020

Stand up jet skies

A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.

Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"

by Spaced78 October 15, 2015