Shifted

A word usually use by people on drugs to say there on "Cloud Nine."
by SprinkleShit9001 December 03, 2023
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bitch shifted

Sleeping with a fat chick and then your mates come and do her afterwards.

One by one, each time you 'shift the bitch'.
I bitch shifted a few fat girls last night with a couple of mates.
by maddonkey May 20, 2009
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Shifting On

When you date some closely connected to your ex immediately after the break up.
When Tammy started dating her ex husband’s brother Dan, she was shifting on.
by Katrina Rowanda August 01, 2024
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Shifting on

When you date someone closely connected to your ex immediately after the breakup.
When Tammy started dated her exes brother she wasn’t moving on, she was shifting on.
by Katrina Rowanda August 01, 2024
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Slow Shift

When you try to capitalize a word but accidentally capitalize the second letter instead. Usually happens on important documents, such as resumes and letters to your mother-in-law.
Business Owner: I'm sorry sir, but we can't accept your resume due to multiple slow shifts in it.
Guy who wanted job: wHat aRe yOu tAlking aBout?
by Omniscient Terminialogicalinex October 07, 2010
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stride shift

The amazingly long-lasting gum from Stride that changes flavors. The pattern goes something like this:
Berry--> Mint--> Shit
Its suprisingly good, up until the berry get too entense and the mint becomes to strong. Then it tastes pretty bad.
Hey, have you tried this gum? It's called Stride Shift. I'll try it. Mmm, berries! Oh, cool! It tastes minty now! Woah. What the fuck? This is awful!
by FTWProne June 27, 2010
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Shifting Machine

A certain member of the LBC monkey house...the ultimate person to get the shift on a night out. A great woman to pull,as many a man of Long Beach will know,having fallen under her spell!
Hey,did you get the shift last night? You are some shifting machine!
by Dirty Little Shithead October 10, 2011
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