Shitty Panda

The act of defecating into a womans mouth whilst simoultaniously punching her in both eyes giving her the appearance of a panda.

Helen was recovering from a vicious shitty panda.

by Frizbehitman July 25, 2010

shitty mummy

The technique of rolling toilet paper many times around hand before ass wiping commences.

where did all of the shit paper go>????
oh, must have been the curse of the shitty mummy.

see also, Shitmitt.

by Josh February 8, 2005

shufty zubrick

To have sex.
See shufty cush.

'Geez, I fancy a bit of shufty zubrick after that excellent vindaloo.'

by Bat Chain Puller March 21, 2008

shitty cookie

When you get a fortune cookie that gives you identical numbers for your lotto picks.

WTF! My lucky numbers are 5-15-25-30-25! What a shitty cookie!

by Hoof Hearted May 23, 2008

Shitty

Shitty is used as a nickname or skreet name and refers to someone who does things half assed, poor quality; highly inferior. Yo what up shitty Matt!!

Hey Shitty Matt can you get me a beer from the frig?

by rainmaker1966 September 30, 2010

sucky-shitty

Overhead from a teenage girl in the late 1990s. A period adjective for something that is both shitty and sucks.

"I lost my lunch money on the way to school."

"How sucky."

"And then I saw the cute boy with another girl in the cafeteria."

"Shitty!"

"Ya, I'm having a sucky-shitty day."

by Ryan December 12, 2004

Cat Shitty

Other name for Cathedral City. Named like that because it is so gay there, that no one likes it. Thousand Palms is better.

Jeff: Lets roll over to Cat City?
Bill: Naw Cat Shitty can suck my dick!

by tigrr123456789 May 15, 2011