Rasslan

Rasslan.
A shitty person, who always sings stupid songs and is generally a annoying person.

That guy is singing "Supremacy" from Muse.
He is such a Rasslan

by A great man January 5, 2015

Russian Ditch Sex

When you go on a run, and find someone is running, and you spontaneously have sex quickly in a ditch(russian=rushin)

The other day I wanted to get 2 different types of exercise so I had Russian Ditch Sex

by BallLicker27 January 7, 2017

Russian hooker

A person who may have achieved a great deal in his/her lifetime, but still wets the bed.

Donald Trump was late to his meeting again this morning. He said he was up all night tweeting but I know that man a Russian hooker.

by Sonne:Doof February 1, 2017

Russian Sex Roulette

Like Russian Roulette, but instead of a gun with 1 bullet, you have several potential sexual partners, at least one of whom can give you an STD. Choose wisely.

"That party last night was just one big game of Russian Sex Roulette

by Pquartz February 8, 2018

Russian Philharmonic Orchestra

Slang/code for having sex

-Are you going to see the Russian Philharmonic Orchestra this weekend?

-Oh yeah! You know it.

by Alex Hartley July 10, 2007

Russian Backpack

When a male is having anal sex with a female and is interupted by an outside source. He proceeds to pull out so fast and with such vigor, he rips out her O ring.

Kevin was boning this girl and her parents walked in. She ended up with a russian backpack. OUCH.

by McSandtrap October 5, 2005

russian candy cane

A sexual act involving a male and a female having a sexual intercourse while the female is on her menstrual period. This causes the penis to be red with blood. The next step is the male ejaculating causing his penis to be white with sperm. Now that the penis is red and white and resembles a candy cane, the female proceeds to suck the penis like a candy cane.

Last night Olivia sucked my Russian Candy Cane. It felt so awesome.

by badgerman5566 May 7, 2010