Roger Hüppi

Roger Hüppi is the sexiest man to ever walk on this planet. Not a single girl will reject him because he has a massive cock. With that cock, his sexy body and his beautiful smile he is gonna take all the grannies and mommys with them big mommy milkers ( he's gonna suck them all). On his cock he has unbreaking III and efficency V, he's gonna last longer than your parents marriage.

Random Girl: Damn, is that Roger Hüppi? I want his Peepee in my Poopoohole.
Barack Obama: Wow, me too. I'm a man.

by RogerHüppiLover August 12, 2022

Thomas Rogers

The thiccest boi to ever exist in any universe in the multiverse
His dad makes shitty beef jerky, and his dogs are lesbians.

Jeez, your such a Thomas Rogers

by BigBoi69lol September 17, 2018

Black Rogers

A sex position involving one person dressed as a pirate and one person dressed as Mr Rogers. Welcome to the land of make believe.

That couple is into some freaky shit, I heard they like the black Rogers position.

by Wiley post October 21, 2014

Roger Blough

The sexiest piece of machinery ever built.

How the designers managed to cram so much sexy into the Roger Blough, I'll never know.

by DootVonNoot June 7, 2018

Rogered

Being in a relationship without the clarity of a relationship

She got rogered for almost 4 months before she realized she was a moron

by VioletJade89 June 4, 2024

Eston Rogers

Nobody like this kid. He sits weird

Look at Eston Rogers I hate him.

by Matthew Broussard February 7, 2021

Jolly Roger

a pirates flag with a white skull and crossbones on a black background

When I was on my boat I saw a Jolly Roger

by Dennis Raynor December 3, 2017