For use on difficult or reluctant turds that hesitate to come out, but whose presence can be felt in the lower abdomen. One can rub their guts, pressing inwards working the deuce downward until the immediate urge to shit hits.
Got something wicked left over from those tacos last night that just won't leave, should probably try a lil rub-n-plop
by CholulaJew December 10, 2013
Get the Rub-n-plopmug. Masturbation. The dick is so hard that it can be licked and sucked on like a lollipop, hence the name.
by SprengeMobil January 19, 2022
Get the Rub my lollipopmug. Diana, jessica, Natalie, Cynthia, Michelle, and Tara had circle nub rub around the campfire putting it out
by AJ8799 July 9, 2023
Get the circle nub rubmug. Jeff: How was the flight from London to Paris?
Brian: I couldn't quite find the time to pick up a bird for a bit of mid-air hanky panky, but I did rub one out instead. It was the right thing to do.
Jeff: Nice! Nothing wrong with doing a Mile High Rub.
Brian: I couldn't quite find the time to pick up a bird for a bit of mid-air hanky panky, but I did rub one out instead. It was the right thing to do.
Jeff: Nice! Nothing wrong with doing a Mile High Rub.
by rob1982 January 21, 2013
Get the Mile High Rubmug. The act of eating wings, taking a hefty steamer on the waitress, and rubbing it thoroughly on her cleavage, allowing it to drizzle down to her stomach. To finish it, you leave her no tip. Do this weekly for ultimate effect.
"Katie was being such a bitch, so I gave her the Wisconsin Dry Rub. Can't wait to go again next Monday."
by tamslam March 2, 2015
Get the Wisconsin Dry Rubmug. double-handed rub:
- going at your gear and masturbating with two hands instead of one
- obviously, a GREAT masturbation technique which kind of explains itself
Background:
- Two hands are better than one.
- The male version usually involves massaging the grapes while cranking the sausage.
- The female version usually entails holding back the curtains while tickling the little-gal-in-the-boat.
- going at your gear and masturbating with two hands instead of one
- obviously, a GREAT masturbation technique which kind of explains itself
Background:
- Two hands are better than one.
- The male version usually involves massaging the grapes while cranking the sausage.
- The female version usually entails holding back the curtains while tickling the little-gal-in-the-boat.
Ex.1
Joe just discovered the 'double-handed rub' and now has to use speaker phone during phone sex with Val.
Ex.2
Val used to easily pleasure herself while she was driving, but since she discovered (and totally switched to) the 'double-handed rub', she either pulls her vehicle over to the side of the road or she drives with the cruise control on and steers with her nose or feet.
Joe just discovered the 'double-handed rub' and now has to use speaker phone during phone sex with Val.
Ex.2
Val used to easily pleasure herself while she was driving, but since she discovered (and totally switched to) the 'double-handed rub', she either pulls her vehicle over to the side of the road or she drives with the cruise control on and steers with her nose or feet.
by GlennyJ December 10, 2013
Get the double-handed rubmug. Dude 1.
"So I watched you leave with that chick last night."
Dude 2.
"Yea it turned into a Memphis dry rub."
"So I watched you leave with that chick last night."
Dude 2.
"Yea it turned into a Memphis dry rub."
by Louie Carman May 18, 2013
Get the Memphis dry rubmug.