Ripple

A song by the Grateful Dead. It came out on their 1970 album American Beauty

If my words did glow with the gold of sunshine
And my tunes were played on the harp unstrung
Would you hear my voice come through the music?
Would you hold it near as it were your own?

First Verse of "Ripple"

by Adam buckley May 11, 2018

dick ripped

1. When your dick gets ripped off because you were doing something stupid and/or dangerous.

2. The act of shooting someone in the balls during an airsoft or paintball match.

I told Allen not to jack around with the meat cleaver, but he didn't listen to me and accidentally dick ripped himself. What a dumbass.

I dick ripped Jimmy last weekend while playing paintball. He was in so much pain he cried.

by J. Arnier May 19, 2007

condom rippler

when a girl is riding you , and decides to fart on your dick , and you take it and keep going .

trevor:so i brought this chick home , and she pulled out the condom rippler on me , it was awful.

by Ginorm Epoo December 30, 2007

fat ripped

400 lbs
4% Body Fat

See E.Honda

Me: Damn E.Honda has cuts in his eyebrows.

Friend: Yeah, hes fat ripped.

by Fusion916 October 7, 2009

rippit

To hit a bong, then use a whip cream canister to shoot nitrous oxide through the downstem to clear the bong rip.

That rippit fucked my shit up. ...shiiiit. wah, wah, wah, wah.

by The Rippit Master April 6, 2011

Ripping Your Dick Off

To masturbate furiously, without cessation.

"So, let me get this straight. You're telling me, that if you hadn't been able to jack off for two weeks, the first thing you would do immediately when you got home wouldn't be to go straight to the computer and start violently ripping your dick off? I don't believe you."

by NotBillClinton April 10, 2015

rectum ripper

A huge penis that tears the other persons ass causing them to bleed.

That guys penis was sooooo huge that that rectum ripper tore me in two. I couldn't walk right for a week!

by willie989 January 18, 2010