Pussy Sailing

a term that means looking for girls/pussies.
looking for wiling girls to have sex.

"Man, It's been a rough week."
"Yes, we should go pussy sailing."
"Indeed"

by De Jay Hemmingston January 18, 2010

pussy crook

One who steals the vagina from another; usually a crooked dick bastard who can't obtain the pussy himself off top.

Jamon became quite jealous as Roach began to put it in the girl's ribs more and more. He decided to put that nigga out of business and pussy crook him.

by Challie May 20, 2007

Pussy Bitch

Pussy Bitch is someone who thinks they're real as fuck but in reality is such a pussy about everything that just calling them pussy won't do. They are so beyond pussy that you are forced to use bitch.

"Yo Matt you coming to the party?"

"Nah I have some laundry to do."
"Don't be such a Pussy Bitch!"

by Kmc13 September 21, 2014

Put the pussy on the chain-wax

A term that has been used as far back as the Stone Age to describe how radical something was.

D'quavis: Vro, can you do a kick flip?
Chadwick: Hell ya! You know I put the pussy on the chain-wax!

by P. Ennis July 30, 2019

Pussy Bottom

A straight woman's worst nightmare -- a gay dude that gives ass that's so good, it makes formerly straight dudes forget about vaginal intercourse forever the first time they tap his ass!

DeShawn was the the biggest pussy-hound out here til he went down for seven years on an assault beef. Once he tapped his first Pussy Bottom in prison though, he never even thought about goin up in a woman's snatch again.

by BxMuscle June 12, 2013

Pussy shart

When a woman mistakenly trusts a queef & instead encounters a sudden splurge of hot, stinky, week-old curdled semen that paints & destroys her panties, resulting in the dire need of heavy douching and deep cleansing of the demolished panties.

Ellen's neighbor witnessed Ellen pressure washing her panties on the clothes line again, figuring she must have encountered yet another pussy shart.

by Chickenpotpie121 December 30, 2013

Laser pussy

a girl who has had a shit load of procedures done to her body and,or face to make her look better for example: laser hair removal,bikini line done by laser, and, or plastic surgery.

that girl is so fine, she damn near perfect, she's what you would call laser pussy.

by christian luyando February 14, 2009