puerto rican car wash

Urinating on an object with the goal of cleaning said object

Yo Holmes, Honda Civic is mad dirty, I'm about to give that shit a puerto rican car wash

by Jhutchftw April 28, 2016

Puerto-Kranian

Someone who is half Puerto Rican and half Ukrainian. Very exotic mix and very rare.

OMG! Did you know Dan is Puerto-Kranian?

by PuertoRicanDaddy June 28, 2016

Puerto Rican pedicure

When you are too lazy or don't have enough time to paint all your toenails and only paint the ones that are exposed.

I was running late for work had to give myself a Puerto Rican Pedicure so I could
Wear my peep toe heels

by Tapcount November 17, 2016

puello

A dignified person who understands everyone. Once you meet this person, you won't be able to resist anymore. This person is nice and stands out for the crowd

Person 1: "What's up Puello?!"

Puello:"Hey dude what's up?"

Person:"Nothing you're awesome.'

Puello:"Thanks!"

by SickGuy12345 March 16, 2017

Puerto Rican roll out

Similar to an "Irish Goodbye", a Puerto rican roll out occurs after consuming one too many tequilas and you silently disappear from friends and family before you're able to make more of a scene.

"Shit. I just finished 2 bottles of Patron and have licked 3 random people's faces. I'm also pretty sure I tried to use out table as a toilet. It's probably time for a Puerto Rican roll out!"

by Ripken0713RifjRdjfj April 26, 2017

puerka

A mexican way to tell a woman that is prety in a sexual way

Saca las ubres pinche puerca

Tu madre es bien puerka

by El asado June 10, 2017

puerxican

A puerto rican with a big desire to become Mexican

He is boricua but doesn't like plantain, the only thing that he wants to eat now is frijoles charros, he is a puerxican

by Chuck 17 July 13, 2017