pressedent

Refers to how a certain group of people have been pushing buttons or ironing clothes for a long time.

They say dat da floor-number pushbuttons in public elevators are typically even more septic than da surfaces of public toilet-seats, so you may not wanna follow da pressedent of just mindlessly jabbing said back-lighted discs wif your bare fingertips --- use your elbow instead. Da irrational and paranoid OCD-sufferer Howard Hughes would be nodding his head here... too bad dat those little pump-bottles of hand-sanitizer dat we see everywhere today weren't so abundantly-available back then, or da germophobic billionaire might not have been in such a microbe-fearing tizzy all da time.

by QuacksO March 30, 2020

presidential

The stupidest thing you ever heard. Babbling moron.

"And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning,"

Sir that was the stupidest thing I ever heard. You sounded presidential.

by Pseudo Nyhm April 25, 2020

President Fuckface

Donald Trump

President Fuckface refuses to wear a mask, during a global pandemic.

by ScottChisonian June 27, 2020

President

twat

Steve: Who's the president
Me: A Twat

by unspecified_unicorn July 20, 2020

President Bush

A nightmare. Not even gonna specify which Bush because they both were.

Me: President Bush was a war-loving butcher and failure of a president.

Hi: Which one?

Me: Both.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 27, 2020

Presidential Medal of Freedom

An award bestowed by the president of the United States to recognize people who have made "an especially meritorious contribution to the security or national interests of the United States, world peace, cultural or other significant public or private endeavors". The Presidential Medal of Freedom and the Congressional Gold Medal are the highest civilian awards of the United States. The award is not limited to U.S. citizens and, while it is a civilian award, it can also be awarded to military personnel and worn on the uniform. It was established in 1963 by President John F. Kennedy, superseding the Medal of Freedom that was established by President Harry S. Truman in 1945 to honor civilian service during World War II.

In the picture below, Vice President Joe Biden earned the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2017 with distinction.

by 1234567890abcdefghij August 11, 2020

presidential oath of office

"I (state your name) do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, so help me God."

Chief justice: Mr./Mrs. President, are you ready to take the presidential oath of office?

President: I am

Chief Justice: Repeat after me, I (president’s name) do solemnly swear

President: I (name) do solemnly swear

Chief Justice: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States

President: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States

Chief Justice: and will to the best of my ability

President: and will to the best of my ability

Chief Justice: preserve, protect, and defend

President: preserve, protect, and defend

Chief Justice: The Constitution of the United States

President: The Constitution of the United States

Chief Justice: So help me God

President: So help me God

Chief Justice and President of the United States: (shake hands)

Chief Justice: says “Congratulations Mr./Mrs. President.” while shaking hands with the POTUS

President: Gives inaugural address

by 1234567890abcdefghij August 16, 2020